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Hello, all you happy people. I was born and raised in Staten Island, New York. When I was seventeen, my family and I moved to upstate New York, in the Adirondack mountains.

I have brown hair, with blue streaks in it. It's my thing. Colorful socks are also my thing. I don't know why, they just are.

I love Science Fiction and Fantasy books, movies, and T.V. shows. I love to play The Sims 2, and have most of the expansion packs. I love a great variety of food, Including Italian, Mexican, Chinese, and Thai. I'll basically eat any dish with noodles. Pasta in it's various forms is what I love to eat. Throw in some garlic? I'm sold.

I have five cats, whose names are Snowflake, Maia, Saiyuki(usually referred to as Yuki), Cali(usually just called The Baby), and Musketeer. I also love dogs.

As for a relationship? I'm spoken for. His name is Craige and I love him dearly.

This is him(and me!):



He's promised to be my "Knight in shining wheels". I'll hold him to that.

I met him on www.okcupid.com . That's right, true love, from a dating site! It's also completely free(sorry for the site pimping).

I love decorating, fashion, and music, but I have an eclectic taste in all three. A mix of different styles, which makes it truly, uniquely me. I pride myself on being a good judge of character, too, and also an excellent gift-giver. My interests in detail are below, If you'd like to know more, along with the various banners which indicate my favorite sites and subjects.









Quoth me: "Everytime somebody writes a bad fanfic, a fandom fairy somewhere just falls down dead."

Also me: "Keep the world smart, spay and neuter your morons."

Quoth my love: "That was so funny...them sitting there, all together, eating chinese food with the cow...watching Spongebob..."

Somebody named Sean on a blog site: "Gotta love this country, it's a mental asylum with 300 million inmates."

From Rocko's Modern Life:

Heffer: Turn on the lights!
Filbert: That'll expose the film, Eisenstein!

Heffer: Y'know, I died once.
Filbert: Yeah?

Filbert: I am your conscience.
Heffer:I'm his conscience too!
Filbert: what?
Heffer:Don't say "I", say "we".
Filbert:what?
Heffer: "We"! "We"!
Filbert:Oh, okay...wee wee!
Heffer:Hee hee! You said "wee wee". Say it again!
Filbert:Wee wee!

Old Vaccum: rosebud...
Heffer: What did he say?
Rocko: I think he said "housecrud".

Czar of Ballzac who looks suspiciously like Heffer: Chuck, Leon! Is my sausage skitzu ready yet?(Witness them flee)Chuck, Leon?

Mrs. Bighead:*hangs up phone* Sis sends her love.
Mr. Bighead: You don't have a sister.
Mrs. Bighead: Well, that's peculiar.

From Rugrats:
Angelica: If life gives you lemons, make applesauce.

From Futurama:
Fry: Did everything just taste purple for a second?

From Buffy The vampire Slayer:

Xander: So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
Buffy: Xander!
Xander: I mean, how'd the laying go? No, I don't mean that either.


Xander: It's great to know that I lack the culinary finess of a cave man.


Willow: It's kinda like trying to hit a puppy, by throwing a live bee at it. Which is a weird image, and you should all just forget it.

From Everybody loves Raymond:
Debra: You know what? I'm tired. Could you just call yourself an idiot?

From Friends:

Chandler: That guy is-standing in the window holding a human head, he is standing in the window holding a HUMAN HEAD!!

Chandler: You opened our wedding presents? I thought we were supposed to do that together.
Monica: You kissed another woman?!
Chandler: Call it even?
Monica: Okay!

George Carlin(R.I.P.):

I Got into an argument the other day with my Rice Crispies. I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck him."

(about keeping people on their toes): Run into a nice, quiet store, and scream "ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAY?!" They say yes, you yell "THANK YOU!" then leave, and let them figure it out.

The Primate brain says, "Give peace a chance". The Mammalian Brain says, "Give peace a chance, but first, let's kill this motherfucker". The Reptilian brain says, "Kill the motherfucker, go to the peace rally and get laid."

Click(Adam Sandler):

I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels... you get acid.










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I'm heterosexual, but a romantic. I love love, in any form.

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